How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Clock Jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
