Clock jokes
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.