Clock jokes

In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

How to make time fly?

Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

Why did the boy shoot the clock?

The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?

It’s twelve o'clock.

Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.