Clock jokes
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Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.