Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
What do you call a clock on a belt
A Waist of Time
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
