Climbing Jokes

I'm really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven

whats big and white and cant climb trees? a fridge

Why is it bad is to climb a tree?

You might fall on an orphan🫥

i hate stairs their always up to something

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Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school

My stepdad took me to work and he told me I could climb trees. I woke up in a hospital, wait did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack

My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there

why did the koala climb the tree?

to get to the other branch :)

He made it don't worry

“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy

Who are you?

I am mountain man

What is the Mexicans favorite sports?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something

me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...