clap em sis!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
just give me my money ( clap clap clap )
tell an orphan: if u got no parents clap your hands
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why did the t-rex not clap when you won a prize ans - cuz its dead
She does not wanna fuck you and she don’t need u clapping them cheeks
His girls clapped btw 😬
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person with no arms:even tho I have no arms I can do anything you guys can
me:if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏
person with no arms:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The boy was clapping, then he becomes clapped
huggy wuggy big big huggy wuggy big big big big huggy wuggy laugh luagh smooch smooch huggy wuggy *insert clapping noise*
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
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Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
Why can`t dinosaurs clap? because they're dead!
How do you get a orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!!
What is the definition of clapped? Ur mum when i am in her bed
