Clap jokes
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Mathew is gay. Clap.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Community talk
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Clap it up, everyone! Fucking clap it up! I hope you're happy. This could be the last time. Hopefully it is. We all know what happened to Kanye!
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands