Circle jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope? Stopping it with a shovel.
Amy
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Community talk
So if y'all haven't noticed i was gone for the weekend Basically it was just like a regional convention for my Jewish youth group Basically to sum up what happened is well I started wearing this Jamaican hat-wig for funnies Kinda like fell hard for a girl (like really really fell for her) Ate shitty meals Did like this event for senior members where we did this got seat thing and i was asked which girls among the sen… Read more
Extremely depressing poem I wrote last year when I tried to kill myself
They were an inch wide and a centimeter deep But I don’t remember the length As I passed out in fear I remember staying pure Not being afraid of what I could do But I broke that years ago Last year, they used to be a millimeter wide and a nanometer deep An inch long I cried yet it wasn’t enough for me I remember being hot The wool sweater … Read more
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more