I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
Tobacco Jokes
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Little Johnny walks out to the garage and sees Dad smoking a cigarette. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage and sees his Dad drinking a beer. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a big plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven. His Dad says, "Wow, Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies. You think I can have some?" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass?" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, yes, Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass." Little Johnny says, "Well, Dad, you can go FUCK yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
