Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession
One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I 👀 down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
Why does a orphan have to go to church, cuz thats the only way he can pray for a father.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I think that church is super burning 🥵
I think that church ⛪️ is boring
Why is a nun called a nun? Cause they aint supposed to get nun ;)
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.
Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
