What do you call a ruptured chines man? One hung lo
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
2 Chinese men walk into to a bar. Owwwwwwwwwww they say instead of ouch
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
what do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo? Yung flung dung
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas. Cuz there the ones making the toys.
why did the snake eat a panda
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
What's a Fortnite player's favourite era? The 90's!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I'll chin you later
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
It's the 1940s
The chink was counting his shillings The chink was bitching His wife got raped in nanking The chink counts his shillings
The chink gets sook chinged!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
what do you call a suprised chinese man ho lee fuk
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
