Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
China Jokes
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
The more they smile, the less they see.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Bib C, IIf.
China should be a baseball team.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
