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Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats

Last night I had the strangest dream !

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!

q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

a: They already ate the bat.

Why are there not that much phones in China? Because there’s too much wing and Wongs so they will wing the wong number

In China just when you think you know everything....then boooom. A gay chicken....hahahaha

yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great wall of China.

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources. btw these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

what do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai ping

the more they smile, the less they see

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.