Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
