Chin jokes

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

What did the Chinese man say to his wife?

I'll chin you later.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

You have more chin than brain cells!

What do you call nuts on a chin?

My penis in your mouth.

I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.

Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

She answered, "The principal's office."

Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

The teacher answered, "No, what?"

"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin.