Child

Child Jokes

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."