What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I blend children to make a good living.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
what do you call an orphan at a construction site?
child labor
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
