I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Madeline Mcannot find her.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I blend children to make a good living.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
