Child jokes
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I once gave birth to 3 children.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."