Child jokes
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.