What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
I make baby mush.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
