Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
An orphan goes up to someone the guy ses were are you parents
the orphan ses why do you think im wearing ripped pyjamas
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
When you mom says go to bed but you replied with But mom i need help because it is inside but we are outside
The other day my mom called me a retard I'm now an orphan
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mar had an ugly child together!!! I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded
I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who's better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why
He had no legs
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
teacher we have new student hes an orphan student oof teacher is anyone missing student his parents
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'Hairy butt', so she named the House hairy butt. The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'crack, so she named the baby crack. After a year or two she lost him so she called the police and said'Help! I looked all over my hairy butt but I couldn't find my little crack.
