What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?