Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Child Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
