Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him? Because krypton is "stable"
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
what do you call nitrogen in the day?- you call it day-trogen!
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says ̈I want h20” the other said ̈ I want h20 too ̈ The second scientist died.
Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up 😳😂😂😂
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
