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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae
Why did Pikachu chase Ash? Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want it won't chase you.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
