I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
steven hawkings death you should of gotten a case
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
