Case jokes
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.