Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
steven hawkings death you should of gotten a case
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
