You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
