Cartoon jokes
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"