Cartoon jokes
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
people always needs a nose 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.