Cartoon jokes
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
"Peppa's ribs."
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.