How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Cocomelon.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
