Cartoon jokes
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Memes
Stop.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Cocomelon.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"