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Cartoon Jokes

Michael Jackson

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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  • Similarity

    Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

    They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

    People

    When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

    Dick

    Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

    Crush: Candice.

    Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

    Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

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  • Sibling

    Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

    Bubbles:...

    Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

    Alabama: 😈

    Type

    What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?

    Web Cartoons!