Cartoon jokes
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Pokemon
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Giggity!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.