Cartoon jokes
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Cocomelon.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.