What do you call a mexican under a carpet -underlay underlay


Daniel King

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see a floor show.



i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet…

for 20 seconds…

and only once… :(



Yo mama so hairy,when the baby came out,the baby died because of carpet burning


jimmidy cricket

one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, “No, shes upstairs with Uncle john” “Uncle john? i don’t know an Uncle John.” “no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy” “no i’m sure there’s no one named Uncle John in our family.” “Okay, but why did you call?” Says Sally. “Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy’s pulling into the driveway right now.” “Okay daddy!”

long pause

"Okay daddy! I did it!’ “Great job Sally! What did she says?”

“Mommy said OH FU… and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like… then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter…”

then dad replies “Swimming pool? we dont have a…is this 468-1843?”



i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet… but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once

Yo mama


yo mama so hairy you got carpet burn when u was born