Car Accident jokes

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

So, a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital, and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on.

Doctor: "So, your wife, she is paralyzed from the neck down."

And as the doctor goes on, he says all the things the man must do for her, like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says, "Why, WHY ME!"

Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the man's ear and says, "I'm just fuckin' with you, she's DEAD!"