Car Accident jokes
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
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How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
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What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
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I was almost in a car accident
Almost got in a car accident let’s goooo