Car Accident

Car Accident Jokes

Difference

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Dandruff

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Covid

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Car

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

Accident

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Paul Walker

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

Dandruff

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

Difference

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

Accident

Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.

Crash

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

Paul Walker

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.

Accident

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.

Boy

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

Skin

New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!

(Obtained by running over 69 children.)