New Car Accident Jokes

What's the difference between covid and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.

How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.

England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.

Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.

There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

A boy and his mother survived a car crash.

The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."

I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!

A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."