Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
