What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
