Caption jokes
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
kapteyn = captain
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
I'm glad we in school now
Community talk
lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more
I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.
It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more