Cant jokes
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.