Cant jokes
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.