Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!