Cant jokes
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.