Cant jokes
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.