Cant jokes
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.