Cant jokes
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."