Cant jokes
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.