Cant jokes
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.