Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.