Cant jokes
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.