Cant jokes
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!