Cant jokes
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.