Cant jokes
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.