Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.