Cant jokes
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.