Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Words canโt describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.