Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.