Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.