Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.