Cant jokes

Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.

Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?

Because the chip was family size.

What is long, yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

Why don't orphans call...

Because they can't call home.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.