Cant jokes
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."