Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
You can’t land on Uranus XD