Cant jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.