Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.