Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
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A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons
I named my dog 5 miles so when I walk him I can say I walked 5 miles random guy: I ran over 5 miles
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
It must be not a good suicide story if you can tell it.
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What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
