i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
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Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
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On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
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I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
