Canning jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Memes
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?