What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from
What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Why do you think China should have a baseball team? They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
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Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
