Canning jokes

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Gwen can talk, please?

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can't find home base.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can be loved.

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.

BORNANA

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.