Canning jokes
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Memes
The glasses tho...
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Can someone be my daddy?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.