why are orphans bad at baseball:they can ́t find home base
Can someone be my daddy
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What is a car that runs and can't?
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
