Canning jokes
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Memes
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!