Canning jokes

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course it can, a house can't jump.

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

What is a redneck virgin?

Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

Why can you bully an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...