Canning jokes
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.