Canning jokes

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?

Miracle Whip.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Why can you bully an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course it can, a house can't jump.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.