Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Canning Jokes
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
