Canning jokes
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Memes
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.