Cancer

Cancer Jokes

Roblox

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

Stage

Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.

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  • Foundation

    The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

    Mother

    I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

    A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

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  • Child

    How do you tell a child they have cancer?

    With a smile on your face.

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  • Heart Monitor

    We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

    Cell

    What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?

    A Royale with cancer.

    Cell

    What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?

    "Mind if I join you?"

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