Can jokes

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

Why can you slap an orphan?

Are they going to tell mommy?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!

The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.