Campaign jokes
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
Vote for Kris!
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
Biden 2020.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Perfect
Miku will make America great again
Life's stupid
Community talk
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
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guys i’m tryna run for StuCo, do y’all have any poster ideas?