Detonation jokes
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Bomb.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
