Detonation

Detonation jokes

Wife

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

Volcano

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

Bomb

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

Infant

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.