Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Bomb.
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair (RC-XD)
