Detonation jokes

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.

"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

Bomb.

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)