why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
